- Taylor
I, like Nick, have had a hard time deciding what to write for my first blog post. I had thought about writing a small explanation of who I was, so you could see where I come from and such, but then I decided that was dumb. Everybody writes intros about themselves and usually they only describe the best aspects of themselves while leaving out the bad. Instead I decided I would post a bio a friend wrote for me. It goes as follows:
TAYLOR S
Taylor is a cheerful, fun guy. He writes upbeat, sarcastic songs about Zombie Apocalypses and Polygamy. You'd think he was the happiest guy in the world. But Taylor has a dark side. Taylor hates everyone in the world.
This is probably the most accurate description anyone has ever given of me, and I found it hilarious when I first read it. But before you go getting the wrong idea about me let me explain my hatred of everybody. I am actually a happy person who enjoys the company of those around me. I’ve found that I get along with most people, and I always give them a chance to show me who they are. However, I also find myself disliking many people, due to their pure stupidity. Let me show you what I mean in the form of a story.
I was sitting in the café at college, minding my own business when a group of people sat behind me and began discussing their views on just about everything from discrimination to traveling experiences. During their conversation one of them began talking about Europe and how beautiful it was, and me being the creep I am, I listened intently to them while pretending to read a book.
“Europe is just so beautiful. I would love to live there someday,” said one of them.
“I agree,” said another. “I mean the landscape is just so gorgeous. And it’s also got a great history.”
“Yeah. Its history is way better than America’s, because, ya know, America had slaves.”
All of them had completely serious tones, and no one spoke up to correct him. Meanwhile I died a little inside as I screamed into my mind “EUROPE HAD SLAVES YOU RETARD.” Not only did Europe have slaves BEFORE America, some countries had slaves AFTER America. And as if that weren’t bad enough they went on to say that those who didn’t like gay people were racists. Apparently no one had ever told them that homosexuality isn’t a race.
Nothing about their conversation was right. Nothing about them was smart or even vaguely intellectual. Now, I am not totally opposed to dumb people, because there are those who are dumb and know it and therefore do not spurt out their incorrect thoughts. The people I dislike tend to be those who don’t know but think they do, and for some reason I find myself constantly surrounded by those people. Yes, that is way I am considered to hate everyone in the world, as everyone around me is dumb and incapable. It is a bad trait to have, and I realized that because of this many people will dislike me; however I hope that this does not damage my relationship with you, the reader.
Anyway, this concludes my first post for Blogger Triad. I hope you keep reading.
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